I am a thespian trapped in a man's body.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.

When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine - this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.

Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.