I blend memories. I blend them into one that's funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.
I'm one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.
I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.