Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.

I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.

When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.

I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever.

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.