Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

I've gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I'm back to a flip-phone. It's funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they're considered antiques.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.

A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad's car. I don't blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don't have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.