I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever.

I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.

When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.

In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, "Dad's an idiot," which lasted a little longer than I'd like.