I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing.

My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.

Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?