Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
Tim AllenTo get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.
Tim AllenMen are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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