I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, "Dad's an idiot," which lasted a little longer than I'd like.

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever.

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.