My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.