I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.

The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.

Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing.