The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.