The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.

For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.

Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.

All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.