My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing.
I do a lot of family shows.
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.