Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.
Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.
In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.