Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.

For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.