All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.

If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.

If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.