I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don't do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn't like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I'd probably eat vegetables.

Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.

If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.

All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.