I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don't do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn't like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I'd probably eat vegetables.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.

I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.