Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

I have a thing for tools.

Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.

A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad's car. I don't blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don't have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman.