I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.

I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)

Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.