Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.
I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?
I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did.