I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.

I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?

I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

I've gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I'm back to a flip-phone. It's funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they're considered antiques.