I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.

All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.

I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman.