If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)

I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.

I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.

Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.