If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.

I do a lot of family shows.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.