To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.

The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

I do a lot of family shows.

I blend memories. I blend them into one that's funny. I exaggerate to clarify.

My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.

Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.