My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.