Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.

Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.

The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.

I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?