Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. A typhoon couldn't blow that thing off their heads. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.

Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.

I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing.

I have a thing for tools.