Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

I blend memories. I blend them into one that's funny. I exaggerate to clarify.

Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.

I've gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I'm back to a flip-phone. It's funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they're considered antiques.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.