Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.

I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.

When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.

Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.