Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.

I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)

When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine - this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.

I'm one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.

Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.