I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.
I blend memories. I blend them into one that's funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.