The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.

When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine - this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.