The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.

I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)

I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.