The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

I do a lot of family shows.

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.