I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman.

I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don't do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn't like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I'd probably eat vegetables.

I blend memories. I blend them into one that's funny. I exaggerate to clarify.

Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.