I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

I am a thespian trapped in a man's body.

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.