Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman.

Boys can be disgusting. You can't leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We're just obnoxious.

If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.

The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine - this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.