Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.
If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.
I blend memories. I blend them into one that's funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.