Boys can be disgusting. You can't leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We're just obnoxious.

I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.

I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.

Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.

I have a thing for tools.

I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.