I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)

Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.

The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.

Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.

I've gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I'm back to a flip-phone. It's funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they're considered antiques.

I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I've never gotten over it.