Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.
I have a thing for tools.
Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio
If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.
The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.