Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.

Boys can be disgusting. You can't leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We're just obnoxious.

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing.