As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
I do a lot of family shows.
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.