You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.

When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.

I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)

I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.

But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman.