You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.

I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing.

Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.

Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.