Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.

Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.

My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.

I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.

I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.

Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.

As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.