Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.
I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.