I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing.
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.