Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine - this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.

I am a thespian trapped in a man's body.

Boys can be disgusting. You can't leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We're just obnoxious.

But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman.