Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.

I've gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I'm back to a flip-phone. It's funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they're considered antiques.

But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman.

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.

You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.