But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman.

For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.

Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.

I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)

I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, "Dad's an idiot," which lasted a little longer than I'd like.

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

I've gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I'm back to a flip-phone. It's funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they're considered antiques.