Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.

I've gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I'm back to a flip-phone. It's funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they're considered antiques.

If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.

Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?

But separate a man from his car - that's inhuman.