The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.