Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

I'm one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.

To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.

You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.