When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.

For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.

I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, "Dad's an idiot," which lasted a little longer than I'd like.

In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.