Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)

Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. A typhoon couldn't blow that thing off their heads. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.

I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?