Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.

My dad's death reminds me of earthquakes - things that shake your foundation.

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.

In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.