My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio
My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.