My comedy is not mine. It's a gift. I'm not that smart.

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.

In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.

I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.

The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.