As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.

There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.

Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.

Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.

Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.