Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

My dad's death reminds me of earthquakes - things that shake your foundation.

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.

Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.

I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.

Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. A typhoon couldn't blow that thing off their heads. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.