My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.

The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.

Boys can be disgusting. You can't leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We're just obnoxious.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.

Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?

I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life.