You know, I'm not very good at magic - I can only do half of a trick. Yes - I'm a member of the Magic Semi-circle.
Black beauty - he's a dark horse.
If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.
I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics – I just got bronze.
I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.
People think that because of my act that I must have a really busy mind and I must be driven. I really am not. I quite like going outside and looking at spiders on a hedge in my garden and stuff.