If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.

So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions".

I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.

So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'

I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."

So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.