If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.

So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."

Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all of them any more than anyone else is.

Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.

I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics – I just got bronze.

If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.

If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.