If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.

My friend told me he was going to a fancy-dress party as an Italian island. I said: 'Don’t be Sicily’.

My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me."

When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I thought, "That's unlikely"... It's a basic skill isn't it.

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it.

I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.

If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.