This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me."

Black beauty - he's a dark horse.

For one thing, I don’t pun excessively in real life.

Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all of them any more than anyone else is.

I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

One-armed butlers, they can take it but they can't dish it out