I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.
I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.
I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray.
Ive decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.
Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all of them any more than anyone else is.
I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera."