Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.

For one thing, I don’t pun excessively in real life.

So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R.

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

Black beauty - he's a dark horse.

Ive decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.