Velcro: what a rip-off.
I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.
I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.
So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I said "No, just a watch."
Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all of them any more than anyone else is.
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.