In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

I never get to go to movies, because I'm a mom.

Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying "like" all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.

Last night the Taliban offered to release eight Westerners if the U.S. promised not to attack. The State Department declined but thanked the Taliban for the offer, saying it really felt good to laugh again.

At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday. So instead I spent the weekend cleaning my apartment.

I don't live the single life and never really did.