In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part.

Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.

I would not trade any of these features for anybody else’s. I wouldn’t trade the small thin-lipped mouth that makes me resemble my nephew. I wouldn’t even trade the acne scar on my right cheek, because that recurring zit spent more time with me in college than any boy ever did.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

"30 Rock" is over, so I definitely aspire to write another movie again; eventually, will try to pitch something for television again.

Never tell a crazy person he’s crazy.

Every morning, when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do, is look outside to see if there are any Russians hanging around. And if there are, you gotta go up to them and ask, 'What are you doing here?' and if they can't give you a good reason, it's our responsibility to say, you know, 'Shoo! Get back over there!'