In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone "come out" to you is the "pretending to be surprised" part.

A wise friend once told me, 'Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.'

Life is improvisation. All of those [improv] classes were like church to me. The training had seeped into me and changed who I am.

At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday. So instead I spent the weekend cleaning my apartment.

There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!

Let's review the cost-free techniques that we've learned so far for raising an achievement-oriented, obedient, drug-free, virgin adult: Calamity, Praise, Local Theater, and flat feet. Another key element is "Strong Father Figure / Fear Thereof."

Every kid has something they're good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.