Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.

The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.

I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.