I wonder who is going to finish second.
The mind messes up more shots than the body.
Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.
The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.
He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.
In golf, driving is a game of free-swinging muscle control, while putting is something like performing eye surgery and using a bread knife for a scalpel.