Water holes are sacrificial waters where you make a steady gift of your pride and high-priced balls.

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

There is no better game in the world when you are in good company, and no worse game when you are in bad company.

The mind messes up more shots than the body.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.